Glazed & Confused

Graham Blackall

magic bar milkshakes

magic bar milkshakes with condensed milk whipped cream // Glazed & Confused

Hello, old friends! 

Waaaaay too much has happened since we've last spoken. In no specific order: Mardi Gras left me with a broken knee and a broken phone and well... broke, Lady Gaga won like all of the Oscar's ever, I was featured as Yahoo's Blogger of the Week, and we all freaked out over a damn dress. (It's blue and black, let's be real.) Something's totally in the water right now. 

magic bar milkshakes with condensed milk whipped cream // Glazed & Confused
magic bar milkshakes with condensed milk whipped cream // Glazed & Confused

When life errs on the crazier side, I crave more simple pleasures. It makes sense really: when my mind is occupied with trying to be a student and a person at the same time, that special compartment where I dream up chicken and waffles cakes and king cake fries sometimes gets lost in the background. Right now, I'm on a major bar kick.... 

Magic bars. Seven layer bars. Hello Dolly bars. Whatever you call them, they're freaking delicious. 

magic bar milkshakes with condensed milk whipped cream // Glazed & Confused

While they're perfect on their own, I've recently discovered that magic bar milkshakes are the new frontier. Caramel and vanilla ice cream blended with graham crackers, chocolate chips, and butterscotch chips, then topped with condensed milk whipped cream, toasted coconut, pecans, and actual magic bar pieces. 

Spring Break diet, who? 

magic bar milkshakes with condensed milk whipped cream // Glazed & Confused

Magic Bar Milkshakes 

(makes two delicious milkshakes) 

  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk
  • 2 cups vanilla ice cream
  • 1 cup caramel ice cream 
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 2 graham crackers 
  • 4 tablespoons butterscotch chips
  • 2 tablespoons semisweet or milk chocolate chips 
  • 1/2 cup sweetened coconut, toasted 
  • 1/4 cup toasted pecans, chopped
  • chopped magic bars (optional)

make: 

In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, combine the heavy cream and condensed milk and whip on high speed until stiff peaks form. Set aside. 

In a blender, combine the ice creams, milk, graham crackers, butterscotch and chocolate chips. Blend together until smooth. Immediately pour into glasses and top with condensed milk whipped cream, toasted coconut, and magic bar pieces. 

 

 

 

conversation heart pots de creme

conversation heart pots de creme // Glazed & Confused

How fitting is it that Friday the 13th falls the day before Valentine's Day this year? Hell yeah, morbidity!

Just in case your day goes to shit  and your boyfriend dumps you, I've got you covered. (That's what internet friends are for, right?) 

conversation heart pots de creme // Glazed & Confused
conversation heart pots de creme // Glazed & Confused
conversation heart whipped cream // Glazed & Confused

Pots de creme are my absolute favorite desserts. They are so so so simple to make and, let's face it, there are very few things as satisfying as digging into a rich, creamy, personal-sized custard. I've made them plenty of times before, but I wanted to keep it extra-indulgent (because #loveyoself) this time around, so I added in a little too much white chocolate and vanilla bean. Can you say, best mistake ever? 

Conversation hearts, on the other hand..... not my favorite. I often consider them the culinary equivalent of a stick of chalk. But really, they're just too damn cute not to make their way into my pantry every Valentine's Day. To make them more palatable, I ground them in a food processor and infused some heavy cream with the powdery dust. A pinch of salt, a good helping of vanilla, and a quick whip with the help of my stand mixer = the least Pepto Bismol-y, fluffiest conversation heart whipped cream to ever exist! I could bathe in this stuff. 

conversation heart pots de creme // Glazed & Confused

The recipe for these bad boys is up on west elm's Front + Main blog today! Check it out here!

flourless red velvet marble cake

flourless red velvet marble cake // Glazed & Confused

Real talk: Valentine’s Day without red velvet is like a Super Bowl without Beyonce — there’s just something missing.

flourless red velvet marble cake // Glazed & Confused
flourless red velvet marble cake // Glazed & Confused

This year, I decided to put my own spin on one of America’s most beloved desserts: the red velvet cake. ....and flourless chocolate cake. aaaaaaand marble cake too! 

By now, you should know how much I love flipping and combining traditional recipes to create something extra special. This comes with a price, mainly in the form of dozens of "ew" comments on my Instagram. Oh, and how could we forget the time people blamed me for singlehandedly ruining Mardi Gras by making King Cake Fries. The DRAMA! 

It's okay though, because the joke's on them. I get to evil laugh it off and you know, eat the delicious thing I've made. #Sorrynotsorry, because this cake is the greatest, fudgiest, and cream cheesiest thing to ever happen to Valentine's Day.

Keep on hating, because I will gladly grab another slice! 

flourless red velvet marble cake // Glazed & Confused

Flourless Red Velvet Marble Cake 

Check out the recipe on West Elm's Front + Main blog! You'll be able to shop the dinnerware used in these photos + check out my previous posts with them, too! Happy Friday!